The Unapologetic Mathematician

Mathematics for the interested outsider

It’s that time again!

The days are getting longer. Summer will be here soon.

December 22, 2007 Posted by John Armstrong | Uncategorized | | 3 Comments

Tinfoil Hat Territory

No, really. At MIT, some people did an empirical study “On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets”. Saith the abstract:

Among a fringe community of paranoids, aluminum helmets serve as the protective measure of choice against invasive radio signals. We investigate the efficacy of three aluminum helmet designs on a sample group of four individuals. Using a $250,000 network analyser, we find that although on average all helmets attenuate invasive radio frequencies in either directions (either emanating from an outside source, or emanating from the cranium of the subject), certain frequencies are in fact greatly amplified. These amplified frequencies coincide with radio bands reserved for government use according to the Federal Communication Commission (FCC). Statistical evidence suggests the use of helmets may in fact enhance the government’s invasive abilities. We speculate that the government may in fact have started the helmet craze for this reason.

Honestly, it couldn’t have turned out more perfectly.

December 22, 2007 Posted by John Armstrong | Uncategorized | | 1 Comment